16 and Not Pregnant

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

(via condommodel)

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

(via nessuna-paura)

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

(via worldwar2chainz)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via h0odrich)

fffcuk:

on the highway doin 120 mph in my heelys

(via obamadontcare)

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

(via mariwannna)